bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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