Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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