so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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