i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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