I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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