Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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