At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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