Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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