Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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