Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
