i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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