so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize