i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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