Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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