how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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