It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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