what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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