I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
my penis made a compromise with my morals
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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