it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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