her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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