He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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