dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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