Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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