Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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