we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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