Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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