Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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