Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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