i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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