I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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