We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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