C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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