that's an acceptable place to lick
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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