I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
she looked like the before picture.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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