How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
is that a dick in a sweater?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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