oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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