I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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