I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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