Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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