Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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