So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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