One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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