hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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