I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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