We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
she smelled like a LAN party
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
What happened to fro yo and sex?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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