It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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