The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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