If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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