Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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