I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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