I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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