There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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