whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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