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Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink

(313): View more from Michigan

Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver

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(517): View more from Michigan

i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.

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(360): View more from Washington

Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.

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(404): View more from Georgia

So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter

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(614): View more from Ohio

Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep

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(828): View more from North Carolina

you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.

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(816): View more from Missouri

All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.

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