areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
