Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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