so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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