if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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