I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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