A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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