No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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