Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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